CM's WIWHSLIIHGABTAPAMAKSW BOOTLEG
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THE LYRICS:

Gangland Glue Sniffin'
Come on and step into my world baby
And watch me break whatever hasn't been broke
I can't remember if we spoke without joke
Without jest - now my heart is burning tight in my chest
And I'm the gangsta not of love - but of dumb
I get a sign I get a sign
I think it's all in my mind
Might be a sure thing oh sigh
I try to keep it in place and sniff glue up into my brain
I get stuck - I get stuck

I am the Godzilla of gettin' it wrong
And the Mighty Joe Young of gettin' it on
Never needed no freak to tell it to my face
Just like Austin I'm all out of place
But I can represent and there's no need to front
No need for Brynn to blow that silly man up
Crazy coked up bitches are laughing in my nightmares - got me scared
I'm prepared to get the war on
Don't need a reason
I set my a-larm
For 5 a.m. so I'm up before dawn
It's a sneak attack like a college panty raid
Gonna sneak in your window and I'm gonna get paid
In rubles, yeah!

CHORUS - Gangland Glue Sniffin' in the place to be (x4)

Well, I'm illin, and I don't really feel like talking about this right now guys
Don't worry, Deep, and that's okay
Cause I am MC Muffin Ass and I ain't had my say
My man Deep D is in the shittah
Cause his OG heart is broken a bittah
If you know how it feels, now just a little
Then scream won't ya scream cause don't it kill ya
It ain't a choice on a test in the school of middle
It's the no take backs mistake ya did-ah
You can cry but what will the tears gettah
Just a stain on your smoove Tom Hil-a-figah
So with action grab your jackson and full-ah-fill-ah
Your fantasy destiny, drop it on the pillah
It ain't a glamorous life - there's nothin' better in sight
So what the hell you want me to tell ya

Muffin Ass is on the down low
Taking it slow cause he can't take another blow
For those in the know it's a tragic story-o
Unfortunately his name is not DiCaprio
But he was the ice berg to the sinking ship
He made the crap and the fan made it a hit
This ain't the first time a no-ee-oh-ee-oh
But this is just the way that it go-ee-oh-ee-ohs

CHORUS

I am living in the gangland
I am sniffin' glue in my van
If the van's a-rockin, prob'lee ain't me
I'm so stuck that I can't hardly see
I got nobody to call my own
Well I kinda do but in the same respect I don't
It makes less sense if you're living in my head
But I understand it better than I ever did
The first time I was young
I was blind and deaf and dumb
Like a rock in a tree
Happy to be high but never really free
Along came a wind and knocked my rock down
Took me a long time before I rolled around
And like a rock sometimes I don't know what I do
I'm so so sorry that I rolled over you

CHORUS

Matt And Kelly, Wedding 2002!


You're a Picture
And the fun starts again
And the birds are siging to the swirling sun
And I am following a trail of blood
It's not the sandman
He's a dead man
And if I can shake his hand I might be done

Now there's a picture that I have in front of me
And you have asked to explain it's history
They aren't in love
Is that enough
Because the whole damn thing is so complex it's easy
It's easy

CHORUS - I have one head I keep my 2 brains in
Not cos I'm Gemini and I am not no twin
I can't resist
The urge to insist
That we do not exist

Now that I am dead I guess I should not eat
It seems that would be a strange corpse for you to meet
No they don't
I know they don't
And if I'm dead I should act accordingly

CHORUS

Don't take my eyeballs to the children on the moon
Out of atmosphere they'll blow up like balloons
I am not mad
They split my dad
Now listen to my brains as they croon

You're a picture of a picture
Don't forget to read your Fichte
All your friends will laugh behind your back
And one day ask What's which ya
You can't explain
You're of two brains on every issue
You're a picture of a picture
Of a picture of a picture
Of a picture of a picture
Of a picture of a picture
Of a picture of a picture
Of a picture


Time Eaters
It seems like everytime I turn around these days something has disappeared
Someday I will not know just what is was that happened to me here
Just a flash of innocence and heartbreak that was never meant to last
The big bad time eaters are on my tail and they are gaining fast

REFRAIN - When I look back I don't see anything
When I look back I don't see anything

Gargantuan waves of nostalgia hit me round this time each year
People twice my age have fewer memories they keep their minds so clear
Every chance I get I tell myself how the whole world seems so damn cold
I know I could choke to death on silver but I'm holding out for gold

REFRAIN (X2)

CHORUS - Don't leave your carkeys in the house
Don't mix the vodka with the beer
The only one you'll truly love
Will have to cause a little fear

REFRAIN

Driving in my car past all the places that you and I used to go
I always drive at night and listen to jazz songs on the radio
I wonder if it matters that I know what is going on with you
It's probably been so long since you thought of me or even wanted to

CHORUS


Garbage Bag Box
There is a box
Underneath my sink
And I wonder
Does it think
About it's survival from day to day
And at last it will be thrown away

Such is the ironic existence
Of the garbage bag box

There was a girl
Who sang a song
Little did she know
Her lyrics were all wrong
An entertaining list
But she could not see
That the words she sang had nothing to do with irony

Such is the ironic existence
Of Madame Morrissette

There is a man
Who laughs to hide his tears
He exhales lethal gas
As he inhales years
He questions all his life
Only to find
In the end the answer
He was born to die

Such is the ironic existence
Of the human race



Any Major Year
I can remember her from far away
The way that no one else can
When there was never anything to say
I could pretend I'd be her man
And through three seasons of solitaire
As I have kept my mouth closed
A schism grew that I could not repair
There was a question I could not pose

She acts like she could throw it all away
And ya know I bet she could
Don't think I'll ever see her fade
Here on the road to Hollywood
A temple body a ten yard stare
Yeah and her smile needs some work
If luck would let singles become pairs
She'd be my tug I'd be her jerk

And all of this for a passing thought
It is one that I must relate
When I look back on this futile cause
I can at least keep the story straight
I can remember her from far away
The way that no one else can
When there was never anything to say
I could pretend I'd be her man



You Get What You Pray For
These moods they change like seasons
More like hours for reasons
That fly by me leaving scratches
Lasting hours more like days
An invitation so seeming pure
That spins my thoughts suddenly demure
My famous tension lends a stammer
A queen's words brain me like a hammer
Two seconds time is all it took
Some strange denial some brand new hook
Impromptu meeting but was it chance
The passing minutes good lord I'm in it
I ask aloud What did that mean
It's not right or fair but wow
Her words they'll stay a feeling fray
Lasting hours more like days
These moods they change like seasons
More like hours for reasons
That fly by me leaving scratches
Lasting hours more like days


Hideous Mutant Freek
Do you remember when
I was a hideous mutant freek
When I was driving all down your street
Some girls are so impossible to meet

And you were no exception
Invisible perfection

Now under dark of night
There were messages left outside (oh yeah)
And proposals that were left implied (oh yeah)
Now I can hardly believe that I

Was that young man in that car
Delivering crush in the dark
We don't know who we are

Somewhere under my hair
A thought had slithered just like a snake
That you were fated to be mine and one night
I curled up into a romantic
ROCK!

It's a great story I fear
No one really wants to hear (oh yeah)
And now I guess it's been eleven years (oh yeah)
And all the mountains, they look like teeth

So did you get my message
It's a decaying vestige
Of my vanishing pep-age


If I Loved You
If I loved you
This is the song I'd write
Just filled with wonderful words
Filled with wonderful words

If I loved you
This is the song I'd write
Yeah, just as fast as I could
Just as fast as I could
As I could

If I loved you
This is the song I'd write
And you'd light a candle
And you'd know where it came from
Where it came from

SOLO

If I loved you
This is the song I'd write
Just filled with wonderful words
Filled with wonderful words


Our Dinosaurs
It was a Sunday or Monday or Tuesday
Or some other day of the week
And I thought that I would call you
And ask you out on a date
But I didn't know where to take you
Because I had not been out on a date
In this state and I did not know where to go
To take someone on a date
So I asked you to go to a movie
I thought that that would be the easiest thing to do
And -- cause there are always movies out
And it was close to the summer
That's when all the movies come out
That the studios like
And they put more money into them
And you know you will most likely enjoy them

So we went to see Dinosaur which was put out by Disney
They wanted to make a movie that had prehistoric animals in it
We liked that and then we left the theater
Not knowing what to do next and we talked about going to a lake
And thought we did not go there you said we should
And we probably will one day

And I took you to a diner where we -- they served lobster
And we went to BrainBox, where I showed you the trailer
And you were impressed by that
Then I took you back home and it was late
And you kissed me even though it was the first date
And you kissed me
And you said that you don't usually do that
So I felt pretty good about that fact
Because I knew that it must mean something


Telescopes
Why do you call me
Why do you wait for me
I gave you nothing
I think we're pretending
And we're in circles
Yeah Yeah we're spinning
I gave you nothing

Now in each moment
I can see two of you
One says you love me
The other says we're through
And I keep hoping
That I won't lose all hope
And I keep hoping

But it would take telescopes to see
How far you are
From me

But still you follow
Try to make things normal
I try to hold you
But you don't want my hold
I want something
Something to hold on to
I wish it was you

And we're in circles
Spinning
Closer and apart
Grinning
I think that we are
Pretending
That we can do this

And it would take telescopes to see
How far you are
From me

And it would take telescopes to see
How far you are
And it would take astronauts to see
How far you are
From me


Cookie
I need something round - something soft
I need something that moves and won't stop
I need something real that bleeds
I need something that feels and can't see
Now what can I give you
What can I give you
Tell me what can I give you
What can I give

I need something strong - something tough
I need something that knows what's enough
I need something true no lies
I need something that's smart in my eyes
Now what can I give you
What can I give you
Tell me what can I give you
IŽll give you anything you ask me to

I need something free - something red
I need something that can't be misled
I need something that can't shout
I need something that won't leave me out
Now what can I give you
What can I give you
Tell me what can I give you
What can I give

I need something there
Something gone
I need something to turn off and on
I need something I can lose
I need something that leaves me confused
I need something that hurts me
Down down deep inside
Where everything I am is
Where everything I am can't hide
Now what can I give you
What can I give you
Tell me what can I give you
I'll give you anything you ask me to


I Wanna Write A Song
I wanna write a song
But I can't think of a tune
I haven't written any words
But they'll come to me once I come up with a tune

So I listen to the radio
And I mimic what I hear
Why come up with something on my own
It's so much work and ain't it clear

That I cannot write a song
But I can strike a mighty pose
If I just sound the same
It's because these aren't my words and this ain't my pose

I am always at the record store
Buying all of the top hits
I don't understand 'Blue Massacre'
But Silverchair is big with kids

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